wadeinthevodka asked: Ha. Ha. Ha. You think you're SO damn funny.
jennasty: wordhipster: Why do you plague me and my trucks so? y u doggin detroit brah If they don’t answer the phone, they are of no use to me. Stuff breaks and I have to find people to fix it. I can’t bitch slap someone from across the country so I have to count on them being awake. And Detroit doesn’t like that. The Motor City impedes my flow with it’s lack of...
Holy shit guys
Mephedrone is a thing. “It comes in the form of tablets or a powder, which users can swallow, snort or inject, producing similar effects to MDMA, amphetamines, and cocaine. As well as producing the intended stimulant effects, negative side effects occur when mephedrone is used, with teeth grinding the most common.” I thought they were saying this guy in Florida was eating the...
Come to think of it
Pretty much the entire midwest hates to do anything after 11pm. If they answer the phone, they sound stoned or surly. East coast - west coast - The South - they all answer pretty quick and are glad to do the work.
Why do you plague me and my trucks so?
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misskatie: she-hulk-smash: You’re welcome. never gets old.
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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“The officer, who was not identified, ordered the naked man to back away, but when the man continued the assault, the officer shot him, the Herald said. Witnesses told the Herald the wounded attacker continued to eat his victim, so the officer continued firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half-dozen shots, the Herald said.” “The naked man’s victim was transported to...
Watched Death Proof
Again. Now I’m going to damn near kill myself when I drive home.
olvidare: The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable Yeah, but I wouldn’t want one to date me for the team anyway.
If only i had checked myself– guy who wrecked himself (via manosukestoned420)
“Shut up, your life is about to change. Get ready.” Wrong Cops - Chapter 1.
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