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A lot of guys are after me

So, you guys remember that video that M.I.A. did for Bad Girls?

People really do that. 

And they fire live ammo from AK’s while driving around the freeway. 

It’s…kind of awesome actually.

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Looks like Peter Parker has a cat

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And then he never answered the phone again.

toriariveraphotography:

Bronx Zoo - Bronx, New York

I don’t know why but I want to make this a “We find these truths to be self-evident” meme that is used to draw attention to idiot’s posts.

jennasty:

pricklylegs:

Dude wtf?

are those his balls?!

Show off…

• Question: Ha. Ha. Ha. You think you're SO damn funny. - reluctantlyreticent
• Answer:

  I am damn funny.

Love Came Here - Lhasa

This song. 

Seriously. Lhasa De Sela died of cancer on New Year’s Day in 2010. She was diagnosed in 2009 around the same time This album, her third, was released. She was 37 years old.

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Ad for an English tutor in Israel

See? This is what I would do with an English Degree.

I would be one entertained motherfucker.

jennasty:

wordhipster:

Why do you plague me and my trucks so?

y u doggin detroit brah

If they don’t answer the phone, they are of no use to me. Stuff breaks and I have to find people to fix it. I can’t bitch slap someone from across the country so I have to count on them being awake. 

And Detroit doesn’t like that. The Motor City impedes my flow with it’s lack of serviceable mechanics. 

Mephedrone is a thing.

“It comes in the form of tablets or a powder, which users can swallow, snort or inject, producing similar effects to MDMA, amphetamines, and cocaine.

As well as producing the intended stimulant effects, negative side effects occur when mephedrone is used, with teeth grinding the most common.”

I thought they were saying this guy in Florida was eating the bubbly stuff that grandma liked to put in the bath.

“Several cities and states, such as New York, have passed legislation to specifically list mephedrone as illegal, but in most areas it was legal, so long as it is not sold for human consumption and therefore retailers described it as ‘bath salts’. In September 2011, The DEA began using its emergency scheduling authority to temporarily control mephedrone. Except as authorized by law, this action made possessing and selling mephedrone or the products that contain it illegal in the USA for at least one year while the DEA and the United States Department of Health and Human Services conduct further study.”

Not your grandmother’s bath salts.

Pretty much the entire midwest hates to do anything after 11pm. If they answer the phone, they sound stoned or surly. 

East coast - west coast - The South - they all answer pretty quick and are glad to do the work. 

Why do you plague me and my trucks so?

Infinite Drunk Ron Swanson

misskatie:

she-hulk-smash:

You’re welcome. 

never gets old.

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(via jennasty)